February 2012
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Sitting alone in a restaurant, waiting for your...
The worst.
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Just saw the rota for my shifts for the first two...
I’m working a total of 16 hours.
Bloody ridiculous.
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breathingbellum replied to your photo: Doing the booth shift forces me to fantasize about…
Lol “beggars can’t be choosers.” But hey, you can draw! This is new info
Haha, really? I thought you knew I was semi-not-entirely-terrible at drawing.
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Empty beds and insults.
S: I'm not being rude or anything, yeah, but like I can't imagine an empty bed lol. Feels like, how did I manage?
Z: Insha'Allah, you'll never have to.
B: LOOL you've got an empty head though.
S: lol that's funny Balaal. You should write it down and use it again in the future when I've forgotten about this time that you used it.
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Celebrity Counterparts.
S: Let's think of a famous person everyone would suit.
Z: You suit Biggie.
S: You're the one eating mash at midnight, sendin' tremors through your house.
T: Hahaha
Z: lol Okay, because you're really one to talk on potato consumption.
B: Yusuf suits Queen Latifah haha
S: Yeah he does, lol
B: Tayyab suits Johnny Depp haha
S: No, that's me. Tayyab suits...you know what I really think he would actually get on with Mariah Carey.
Z: Do you now? Did you decide that when you had tea with her, last week?
S: Yeah, she told me. Zee suits...any one of the South Park characters. I'm serious.
Z: I'd like to take this time to thank you for all the confidence boosts you have given me throughout my life.
S: Velcomy!
B: Bhaji Sam suits...Zee, help me on this one...
Z: Ummm
S: Bhaji Sam suits being offline hahaha *logs off*
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Fat and straight.
B: Tapped family.
S: Like you're not. Wearin' all the colours of the rainbow because you think you're thin. Tapped mate!
B: Your point?
S: lol Rainbow - gay pride. Point made?
T: Balaal would be a well funny gay.
Z: What has being gay got to do with thinking you're skinny?
T: Idk, Sumerah seems to know more about it than any of us...
S: Oh Zee stop, don't decypher!
Z: I was simply trying to understand your thought process.
S: Zee don't tryyyy. My head's random. Like Windows Media Player when it's set on random. That picture thing, I mean. But I have like a million untyped thoughts between that. That's what you fail to realise.
T: Sumerah = has a man. Gay = thin. Sumerah =/= thin :-O
Z: See, I don't even understand Tayyab's interpretation of Bhaji Sam's thought process.
T: I'm saying Bhaji Sam is straight and not thin, so therefore thin people must be gay.
Z: Oh. That makes sense.
T: I'm working with what I can here and when it comes to a mind like hers, it ain't much!
S: Dumbo. That's pathetic. Because I wanna be thin one day. But not gay. So haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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On discussing Abbas's Nobheadedness.
S: I'll throw Khadeejah's poo nappy in his face. Zee, you want me to keep one for you? We can throw it at his head in a drive by.
T: Remember to put it in the fridge.
S: loool Tayyab. No room in mine, will have to be yours.
T: Eeeeewwwww, imagine you microwaved it? Hahahahahaha
S: lololol If she had egg, it would explode.
T: Hahahahaha
S: I would just throw the microwave away, after.
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Just no words.
B: When's your house empty, bhaji Sam?
S: My house? Are you a robber or something?
B: No, I'm allowed to stay there with mates you know.
S: You're allowed to stay at my house with mates? Do you think I want your mates shitting in my toilets?
T: Haha, well where do you want them to shit then? The chimney?!
S: Their own house.
B: Mate, it's not your house, so you know...
S: lol Yeah, it is. So shell, you smell.
B: It's your mum's...and Omar's.
S: Oh, you're talking about that house.
T: Lmao, 'Omar's house'. You know, Omar. The guy who lives in Scotland...
S: Yeah stay there and freeeeeeeze hahaha
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Argos.
S: Why are you going to Argos, dude?
T: To look in the catalogue and circle things I want in felt tip.
S: Why don't you look online, weirdo? Then you can buy it straight away in the shop.
T: But then I can't felt tip it. I don't want to buy it, I just want to circle it.
S: Nah because they are laminated pages in Argos. It wont work lol.
Z: Felt tip does.
S: Not a rubbish one. So you wanna window shop?
T: No, just circle pictures. It's fun.
S: Can I join you?
T: No, it's a one player game.
S: Why not? I will bring permanent markers.
T: You will have to get your own catalogue.
S: Nah, they have catalogues there. Like 20 of 'em.
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“Through the procedure of the birds and the bees Allah blessed me with a...”
– Majid Bhai
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There is a difference between people who are...
It is the latter that, I find, really irritate me.
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Watchtwentyfourbit:
The Tallest Man Debuts “Little Brother”
After a few months spent at home amid Sweden’s Northern Lights-featuring winter, working on the follow-up to 2010’s The Wild Hunt LP and Sometimes the Blues Is Just a Passing Bird EP, another Tallest Man on Earth record looks to be imminent. And as a first — or possibly second — taste of what’s to come, Kristian Matsson brought new material...
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I have never been so excited for a blood...
What is my life?
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My little cousins call bras 'dhudhu patches'.
We don’t know where they got this from.