I saw this couple today.
Him: White jog pants with brand name (can’t remember which one) in big black block letters down one leg. The weirdest white Fred Perry trainers I have ever seen and a big fancy lookin’ parka. Oh, and a Hollister bag.
Her: Juicy Couture holdall, Juicy Couture leopard print hoody, some tacky studded leggings (I actually don’t think they were branded though) and hot pink Uggs with bows on the back.
Yes you can afford that stuff. No you don’t look good in it.
But then, I don’t think anyone does.